Wrong Holiday Dumbass Tee

Somebody’s been out in the cold too long. He’s got the top hat, the pipe, the cake with three candles, and absolutely no idea what day it is.

For anyone who’s ever shown up to the party with the wrong gift, the wrong outfit, or the wrong holiday entirely. It’s a vintage cartoon look with a not-so-family-friendly punchline, perfect for the ugly sweater party, the white elephant exchange, or the friend who still thinks Christmas is in October.

Merry Christmas. Happy Birthday. Whatever, dumbass.

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras

Size guide

	WIDTH (inches)	LENGTH (inches)	SLEEVE CENTER BACK (inches)
S	18 ¼	26 ⅝	16 ¼
M	20 ¼	28	17 ¾
L	22	29 ⅜	19
XL	24	30 ¾	20 ½
2XL	26	31 ⅝	21 ¾
3XL	27 ¾	32 ½	23 ¼
4XL	29 ¾	33 ½	24 ⅝