Who Ran Over Grandma? Tee

The North Pole Police Department has four suspects, one flattened grandma, and nobody’s talking.

Number 01 looks shocked. Number 02 looks like he’s done this before. Number 03 is sweating through his red nose. And number 04? He’s seen it all and he’s not saying a word. Somebody in this lineup knows what happened on Christmas Eve, and it’s up to you to crack the case.

Perfect for anyone who’s sung along to that song one too many times, the true-crime fan on your list, or the family Christmas party where everyone’s a suspect. Grandma would want you to get justice. Or at least a good laugh.

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras

Size guide

	WIDTH (inches)	LENGTH (inches)	SLEEVE CENTER BACK (inches)
S	18 ¼	26 ⅝	16 ¼
M	20 ¼	28	17 ¾
L	22	29 ⅜	19
XL	24	30 ¾	20 ½
2XL	26	31 ⅝	21 ¾
3XL	27 ¾	32 ½	23 ¼
4XL	29 ¾	33 ½	24 ⅝