Wrong Holiday Dumbass Long Sleeve
$29.99
Description
Somebody’s been out in the cold too long. He’s got the top hat, the pipe, the cake with three candles, and absolutely no idea what day it is.
For anyone who’s ever shown up to the party with the wrong gift, the wrong outfit, or the wrong holiday entirely. It’s a vintage cartoon look with a not-so-family-friendly punchline, perfect for the ugly sweater party, the white elephant exchange, or the friend who still thinks Christmas is in October.
Merry Christmas. Happy Birthday. Whatever, dumbass.
• 100% soft ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz./yd.² (206.8 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit
• Garment-dyed, pre-shrunk fabric
• Topstitched, classic width collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for comfort and durability
• Rib cuffs
• Shoulder-to-shoulder twill tape
• Signature twill label
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
For anyone who’s ever shown up to the party with the wrong gift, the wrong outfit, or the wrong holiday entirely. It’s a vintage cartoon look with a not-so-family-friendly punchline, perfect for the ugly sweater party, the white elephant exchange, or the friend who still thinks Christmas is in October.
Merry Christmas. Happy Birthday. Whatever, dumbass.
• 100% soft ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz./yd.² (206.8 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit
• Garment-dyed, pre-shrunk fabric
• Topstitched, classic width collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for comfort and durability
• Rib cuffs
• Shoulder-to-shoulder twill tape
• Signature twill label
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
Shipping & delivery
Arrives in about 5–9 business days in the US (2–5 days to print, 3–4 days to ship).
Christmas delivery: order by Wednesday, December 9 (continental US).
Free US shipping on orders of $50 or more.
In stock, ready to ship
Pairs well with
Wrong Holiday Dumbass Long Sleeve
White / M
$29.99