Who Ran Over Grandma? Long Sleeve

The North Pole Police Department has four suspects, one flattened grandma, and nobody’s talking.

Number 01 looks shocked. Number 02 looks like he’s done this before. Number 03 is sweating through his red nose. And number 04? He’s seen it all and he’s not saying a word. Somebody in this lineup knows what happened on Christmas Eve, and it’s up to you to crack the case.

Perfect for anyone who’s sung along to that song one too many times, the true-crime fan on your list, or the family Christmas party where everyone’s a suspect. Grandma would want you to get justice. Or at least a good laugh.

• 100% soft ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz./yd.² (206.8 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit
• Garment-dyed, pre-shrunk fabric
• Topstitched, classic width collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for comfort and durability
• Rib cuffs
• Shoulder-to-shoulder twill tape
• Signature twill label
• Blank product sourced from Honduras

Arrives in about 5–9 business days in the US (2–5 days to print, 3–4 days to ship).

Christmas delivery: order by Wednesday, December 9 (continental US).

Free US shipping on orders of $50 or more.

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