I Touch My Elf Tee

Santa’s had a long year. The list is checked (twice), the sleigh is packed, and the big guy is kicking back in his favorite chair with his favorite little helper. Something about you just gets him in the holiday spirit.

Done in a vintage holiday-card style with retro lettering, this one’s for anyone whose sense of humor lands squarely on the naughty list. Wear it to the ugly sweater party, the white elephant exchange, or Christmas dinner if you’re feeling brave. Bonus points for giving it to the person you’re thinking of.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras