I Touch My Elf Long Sleeve

Santa’s had a long year. The list is checked (twice), the sleigh is packed, and the big guy is kicking back in his favorite chair with his favorite little helper. Something about you just gets him in the holiday spirit.

Done in a vintage holiday-card style with retro lettering, this one’s for anyone whose sense of humor lands squarely on the naughty list. Wear it to the ugly sweater party, the white elephant exchange, or Christmas dinner if you’re feeling brave. Bonus points for giving it to the person you’re thinking of.

Not recommended for your grandmother. Highly recommended for your group chat.

• 100% soft ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz./yd.² (206.8 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit
• Garment-dyed, pre-shrunk fabric
• Topstitched, classic width collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for comfort and durability
• Rib cuffs
• Shoulder-to-shoulder twill tape
• Signature twill label
• Blank product sourced from Honduras

Size guide

Arrives in about 5–9 business days in the US (2–5 days to print, 3–4 days to ship).

Christmas delivery: order by Wednesday, December 9 (continental US).

Free US shipping on orders of $50 or more.

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